Everybody’s doing The Tax Evasion

(Come on, baby, do some tax evasion)

Stashing all your cash abroad and fleecing the nation

(Come on, baby, do some tax evasion)

So be like Lewis Hamilton avoiding tax

We’ve scams to offset yachts and planes and Cadillacs

So come on, come on

Do some tax evasion today;

You oughta hide your cash away.

Come on, baby

We’re lax, so lax

In regulating all your tax.

 

So if you want to hide it and avoid your donation

(Come on, baby, do some tax evasion)

You needn’t even move it to a foreign location

(Come on, baby, do some tax evasion)

No need to hide it in Peru or Uzbekistan

Just simply message Guernsey or the Isle of Man

So come on, come on

Do some tax evasion today

You oughta hide your cash away.

Come on, baby

We’re lax, so lax

In regulating all your tax.

 

Don’t look on these investments as an abrogation

(Come on, baby, do some tax evasion)

If plebs had got the money then the whole population

Would hide its smackers through tax evasion;

Just look at Starbuck’s, Google, Shell and BAT

Amazon and Facebook, Apple and BP

So come on, come on

Do some tax evasion today

You oughta hide your cash away.

Come on, baby

We’re lax, so lax

In regulating all your tax.