You’re fizzy like an alka-seltzer
All elastic, little belter,
Plastic fantastic, helter skelter
Spacey one, you moon of delta.
Short of fuse, a pocket rocket
Soothing words just like a locket
Fit my spade you yellow bucket
My mind is full, but you unblock it.
Pack a punch, sting like a bee,
Sharp and bristly, holly tree,
Grab your rose, the thorn hurts me,
Ice queen, melting into sea.
Sparkly eyes, diamond shining
Pressure fracking, deep pit mining
Gentle power, both combining,
Clouds my mind with silver lining.
Steam train huffing puffing smoking
Hokey cokey okey doking
Knock knock punchlines, always joking
Silly billy, facebook poking.
Give me strength, keep up the battle,
Storms may roar and winds may rattle,
People talk and tittle tattle,
Think in herds like lowing cattle.
The story’s long, like Jackanory
Now all is well and hunky dory,
Banging on with what’s the story,
Evening sun and morning glory.
It’s time to no more dilly dally,
Feeling weak, all peely wally.
Mountain high and low the valley,
Hit the ball, keep up the rally.
Spin me round you fidget spinner
La-di-da from lost to winner.
Angel eyes, my heart a sinner.
Take my soul, now life is thinner.