ray winstone's lying in the sun

ben kingsley comes to stay

an acting lesson and no mistake

ray is trying to keep his cool

ben is having his say.

"no no no you can't say no

you piece of fuckin' shit,

i'm 'aving fuckin' none of it"

says kingsley (looking fit)

"I can't " says ray, "i'm off the job"

ben says teddy wants him

more swearing etcetera

ray is flummoxed so it goes on

and as we watch we wonder why

ray never took to crime

instead of acting as himself

a hundred per cent of the time.