THERE ARE ELEPHANTS ON THE ROOF

There are elephants on the roof,

I know that sounds absurd

But there’s elephants on the roof,

I know because I heard.

 

I am told it’s just a few pigeons

That think our caravan’s Heathrow

But waking at five in the morning,

I don’t believe this can be so.

 

My ears can hear quite enough proof,

There are elephants on the roof.

 

Pigeons are just much too small,

They don’t have the wherewithal

To make such a fecking din

And frighten me out my skin.

 

So this is my conclusion

And I know it sounds absurd,

But there’s elephants on the roof,

I know because I heard.

 

Believe me, this is not a spoof,

There are elephants on the roof!

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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Thu 20th Jul 2017 17:22

Lynn,watch they don't disturb the satellite dish,otherwise no songs of praise for you lady!

P&S xx

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Lynn Dye

Tue 18th Jul 2017 21:35

Thank you Kimberly, Rose, Jemima and Kim, much appreciated.

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Kim Whysall-Hammond

Tue 18th Jul 2017 17:43

Love it! 😃

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Jemima Jones

Tue 18th Jul 2017 11:05

great to see you back Lynn and thanks for the laughs.Jemima.

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Rose Casserley

Tue 18th Jul 2017 10:15

hahahaha! indeed!





Rose 💋

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Lynn Dye

Mon 17th Jul 2017 21:16

Thanks also Kevin and Leon for your very kind comments.

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Lynn Dye

Mon 17th Jul 2017 21:16

Goodness, I hadn't thought about toilet time, Graham! Ha ha, thank you kindly for your comment.

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LEON STOLGARD

Mon 17th Jul 2017 17:51

essential piece of fun

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kJ Walker

Mon 17th Jul 2017 17:19

Great fun. I really enjoyed this.
Cheers Kevin

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Graham Sherwood

Mon 17th Jul 2017 15:26

Hahahaha! You better hope they're not when it comes to toilet time! Hilarious Lynn

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