Mrs May she had the lead

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but wanted BIG majority

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With a snap vote here and a shite campaign

Strong and stable falling by the wayside

Mrs May she had the lead

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The lead was cut considerably

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By turning weak and wobbly

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With a no-show here and a u-turn there

Deficient in charisma with a hawk-eyed glare

The lead was cut considerably

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The house was hung in exit polls

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and happily it remained so

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With a big loss here, a big win there,

coalescing chaos hanging in the air

The house was hung in exit polls

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Mrs May was sad to wake

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She had to face the burning shame

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With a loss of face here, humiliation there

She settled on DUPlicity to keep her in her lair

Mrs May was sad to wake

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Now Mrs May has done the deed

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She's in bed with Mad Arlene

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With a pro-life here, homophobe there,

a green deal burn-to-earn fucking up assemblies

A backlash here and a death wish there

King Billy marches, shitting on the Catholics

A back-hand here, a land-grab there

Sexist racist intolerant creationists

Mrs May has done the deed

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Greed is like a bad disease

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And Mrs May is on her knees

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With a loyalist here, a terrorist there

Festering, damaging, careful what you wish for

Greed is like a bad disease

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Eee Iii Eee Iii

Ohhh Theresa

What have you done?