(Unable to post an audio or pic on the iPad as I am on holiwags.  But it seemed there was an urgency to post this before she went!)

 

Never thought I'd see you look so weak and wobbly tonight,

Champion of the Right;

You look unstable.

Never thought I'd see your Party in disarray,

At odds with you, Mrs May -

A Tower of Babel;

You have never seemed so desperate

And in need of ugly friends

It seems to me -

The DUP.

 

Chorus

 

Lady in Red

You're still Party head,

Walking dead;

And though you can try

To keep it disguised

You're compromised;

Your ratings so low

Your duty's to go;

An ineffectual sight -

The way you look tonight.

 

Never thought I'd see that Jezza looking like a PM,

Mirroring dear old Clem,

A revelation;

Never though I'd see you squander a 20 point lead

There was no need

To poll the nation;

Now you need a coalition

But if you sup with Satan you will soon

Need a long spoon.

 

Chorus

 

Lady in Red.....

 

I always thought I'd see the mush of that Boris again

Plotting for Number 10

So brash and brazen;

But I never thought I'd see that greasy  little Michael Gove,

An oily tick but by Jove,

His gall's amazing;

I never thought I'd see young Amber,

Hammond, Hunt and Davis clamber

With his Brexit crew

To back-shaft you.

 

Chorus

 

Lady in Red.....