I can't find it anywhere,

It's gone, disappeared,

Hidden somewhere dark.

 

I looked amongst the books,

I searched the internet,

I even checked the fridge.

 

I don't know where I put it,

I tried to keep it safe,

I don't remember where it is.

 

People have helped me look,

First a lady doctor,

Then a psychiatrist.

 

The CPN, she looked around,

She even brought in others.

The crisis team they searched the place.

 

The fact is it is gone,

My mind is lost amongst the junk.

Let's hope it turns up soon!