WANTED - 65 VIRGINS

Sunday 13th November 2016 11:09 pm

While I was talking to my mate yesterday I mentioned that I was intending doing a marathon with my daughter for my 65^th birthday. Besides the satisfaction of having done it there would be the added benefit of getting fitter (or less fatter, at any rate) while I was training for it.

Then he said, “Don’t you fancy shagging 65 virgins instead?”

“What a cracking idea” I thought. Of course, it would take me till I was 66 to do it but I thought, “I’m up for that” (once I’d forked out for the blue pills).

So, I realise that WOL is maybe not the most fruitful recruiting ground, but if any of you virgins out there would like to participate please let me know via the comments box. (I would prefer women but I’ll see what the response is like).

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John Coopey

Sat 17th Dec 2016 19:32

You will note, Jeff, that my recruitment drive here on WOL has not been very successful. But it certainly seemed a better prospect than Dundee or Teesside.

Jeff

Sat 17th Dec 2016 13:52

Please don't try looking in Dundee or Teesside.......be easier to locate the centre of the universe armed with a hammer & ball of wool.

Ps I have no idea what I'm talking about, but smiled when I did......thanks for the inspiration......?

John Coopey

Tue 15th Nov 2016 19:51

A little way short still, Graham. I may have to improvise with myself.

Graham Sherwood

Tue 15th Nov 2016 14:43

How's the counting up JC. Are you in double figures yet?

John Coopey

Mon 14th Nov 2016 17:06

Harry - I used to have a thing about older women until Our Gert became one.
My dreams are indeed energised, MC. And there used to be an old joke about "entering a marathon" and where the peanuts got to.

M.C. Newberry

Mon 14th Nov 2016 16:15

The only marathon that appealed to me had a chocolate
covering!
Why not a half-marathon which would have you feeling
twice as fit after that training you mention?
And with all those endorphins rushing through your
energised system, it might help you in that other quest
you talk about...or in your dreams, anyway!

Harry O'Neill

Mon 14th Nov 2016 16:03

Tell you what John,
Get that lot in the photo to go home and ask their mothers to volunteer...you don`t need pills...
you need miracles.

John Coopey

Mon 14th Nov 2016 14:04

I have a cunning Plan B, Graham. I shall settle for 65 old slappers if Plan A fails.

Graham Sherwood

Mon 14th Nov 2016 13:47

Sorry to dent your ardour JC but it might take you longer to find them than to do the deed itself! buy the trainers instead.

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WANTED - 65 VIRGINS

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