(Apologies to Chuck and Buddy's "Brown Eyed Handsome Man")

They said he was a joker and he never stood a chance; a superficial also-ran

But the joke was on his knockers but they’re not laughing now at that Blond Comb-Over Man.

He’s gonna build a wall across the USA, all paid for by the Mexican

To keep out all the rapists and all the drug lords too says that Blond Comb-Over Man.

(I'm sure he means it, that Blond Comb-Over Man).

Melania said she couldn’t make up her mind about a billionaire Republican

Her daddy told her “Sweetheart, that doesn’t mean a thing when he’s that Blond Comb-Over Man.

(Just watch your pussy with that Blond Comb-Over Man)

He took on both the Clintons and Obama too and he flushed them down the Democrat’s pan

Now he stands at the rostrum with the rest of his clan that Blond Comb-Over Man.

(He had a plan, that Blond Comb-Over Man)

He’s a real man’s man and he takes his women as he grabs them by the pussy or the clam

But we don’t mind at all that locker-room talk of that Blond Comb-Over Man.

With his finger on the button there is no need to fear – the world is in the palm of his hand

We’ll sleep so sound in our beds tonight with that that Blond Comb-Over Man,

Taking care of us that Blond Comb-Over Man.