LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO MY THONG, MA

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(Back by popular request, my mankini)

 

Look what they done to my thong, Ma

Look what they done to my thong, Ma

The posing pouch is very small, the waistband very long, Ma

Look what they done to my thong.

 

I can’t buy clothes off the shelves, Ma

I can’t buy clothes off the shelves, Ma

I need my basque in XOS and high heels in size 12, Ma

I can’t buy clothes off the shelves.

 

They say I look quite a sight, Ma

They say I look quite a sight, Ma

My hairy pits show through my blouse, my hairy legs through tights, Ma

They say I look quite a sight.

 

My belly hangs in three rolls, Ma

My belly hangs in three rolls, Ma

My peep-hole bra is padded so my socks peep through the holes, Ma

My belly hangs in three rolls.

 

Regards mon slip, oo la la, Ma

Regards mon slip, oo la la, Ma

Le petit sac est tres petit, la ceinture il ce n’est pas

Regards mon slip, oo la la.

 

Look what they done to my thong, Ma

Look what they done to my thong, Ma

The posing pouch is very small, the waistband very long, Ma

Look what they done to my thong.

◄ GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME!

A SONG OF PATRIOTIC PREJUDICE (Pt 2) ►

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John Coopey

Sat 30th Jul 2016 22:53

I've a recollection, MC, that the thong was a Santa mask.
Belly Roll Coopey, indeed!
Thanks for posting.

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 30th Jul 2016 16:10

Thank goodness for some real entertainment!
Are you sure you're not holding a cycling helmet down
there?
I've heard of jazzy Jelly Roll Morton...now we have jaycee
Belly Roll Coopey!

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John Coopey

Fri 29th Jul 2016 09:46

You should know I haven't got any mates, Graham.
Enjoy the close season - purgatory starts soon.

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Graham Sherwood

Fri 29th Jul 2016 08:16

.....and you got the obligatory French verse in their too! Class JC.

By the way, that wasn't you and a couple of mates by the roadside in mankinis watching the Tour de France was it?

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John Coopey

Thu 28th Jul 2016 23:38

Thanks, Ray. Always happy to further the cause of literature.

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raypool

Thu 28th Jul 2016 22:27

Very entertaining John ! Is their no shame? When's the coming out party! Nicely enjoyable I must say.

Ray

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