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RESEARCH

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(A re-post but always worth it for these occasions)

 

A professor of medicine from Chile

Is conducting research you'd think silly

His study comprises

Comparing the sizes

(I can see that you've guessed) of men's willies.

 

It seems the good Doctor's detected

Amongst the sample selected

That phalluses fall

Into “normal” or “small”

(That's under 2 inch when erected).

 

But a problem has hit his research

And left the poor Prof in the lurch

He's run out of weenies

(That's undersized penes)

And needs to commence a fresh search

 

Yes, he's run out of men, I reveal

With diminutive cocks they conceal;

The range of his sample

Is nowhere near ample

And hence he sends out this appeal.

 

“I seek menfolk from near and afar

With todgers that's well below par;

Raise your arm; wear a tag;

Or fly a white flag

With a red cross, attached to your car”.

◄ DREAMS AS A SOURCE OF THE MUSE

ODE TO BORIS ►

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John Coopey

Mon 27th Jun 2016 20:55

I'm watching the game now, MC, and I suspect there won't be too many flags on cars tomorrow.

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 27th Jun 2016 15:08

I understood it had passed its Sel-by date?

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John Coopey

Mon 27th Jun 2016 13:56

No it's not, Lancs. It's alive and well in my trousers.

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