RESEARCH
(A re-post but always worth it for these occasions)
A professor of medicine from Chile
Is conducting research you'd think silly
His study comprises
Comparing the sizes
(I can see that you've guessed) of men's willies.
It seems the good Doctor's detected
Amongst the sample selected
That phalluses fall
Into “normal” or “small”
(That's under 2 inch when erected).
But a problem has hit his research
And left the poor Prof in the lurch
He's run out of weenies
(That's undersized penes)
And needs to commence a fresh search
Yes, he's run out of men, I reveal
With diminutive cocks they conceal;
The range of his sample
Is nowhere near ample
And hence he sends out this appeal.
“I seek menfolk from near and afar
With todgers that's well below par;
Raise your arm; wear a tag;
Or fly a white flag
With a red cross, attached to your car”.
John Coopey
Mon 27th Jun 2016 20:55
I'm watching the game now, MC, and I suspect there won't be too many flags on cars tomorrow.