BORIS THE BIDER

Sunday 21st February 2016 8:50 pm

(Boris bides his time to push for Leader of the Conservative Party by setting himself up against Dave and George as champion of the Euro-sceptic Right)

Who’s that biding in the wings?

Waiting for what fortune brings.

Rubbing hands for Cameron’s fall;

Mayor of Britain’s capital.

Boris the Bider

Blond hair all unruly spikes

Who’s the dipstick on the bike?

Always value for a laugh

The Chinese found out with wiff-waff.

Boris the Bider

The answer to an ad-man’s prayer

Is Boris Johnson – London’s Mayor.

“If it’s offered will he run?”

“If the ball pops out the scrum”

Boris the Bider

He may act like a bumbling tool

But Boris Johnson’s no-one’s fool

Boris the Bider

Who’s that biding in the wings?

Waiting for what fortune brings.

Rubbing hands for Cameron’s fall;

Mayor of Britain’s capital.

Boris the Bider

Comments

John Coopey

Tue 23rd Feb 2016 20:30

Many thanks for your observations, guys.
For me, the most telling line in this is "But Boris Johnson's no-one's fool". He's played "bumbling" like a virtuoso.
Incidentally, I went to the bookies today to put a bet on "Leave" in the Referendum. When she asked me I wanted I told the woman behind the counter I wanted to know some odds. "What on?" She said. "The referendum". "What time's it running?" She asked. Marvellous, marvellous stuff.

ken eaton-dykes

Tue 23rd Feb 2016 18:44

No one from even the highest levels of apprehension either in or out of Government appears to have the slightest idea what the long or short term advantages or disadvantages of staying in or out of the EU would be.

Boris the clown is cynically using this most important issue as a short cut to achieve his personal aspirations. This amiable bumbling clown on becoming Tory leader will no doubt complete his metamorphosis into the bigger "ephemeral" (we hope) Pillock he's been trying to suppress since his testicles dropped. I'd sooner see Angela Mertle president of a united Europe than him as our PM

I myself have no idea of the possible damage or otherwise that leaving the EU.might bring
But what I am certain of is breaking up the EU. would be a retrograde step from the progress already made toward World unity and peace.

World unity HAS to come eventually, this piece of dirt we all share gets smaller by the day.
You can circumnavigate this planet today in less than the time it took to get from London to York. Only two hundred years ago. And I've been around for eighty five of them.

M.C. Newberry

Tue 23rd Feb 2016 16:01

Another entertaining production from this source.
Boris has popular public appeal in a profession that's
done itself no favours with its activities in recent times.
He's the consummate Marmite politician, but I'd never
underestimate his potential to upset the apple cart for
those die-hard Conservatives so eager to keep us chained to the EU and the vagaries of those 27 other countries
- far in excess of the original nine (I recall) of that
original trading concept we believed in.

Harry O'Neill

Tue 23rd Feb 2016 14:52

That the opportunist brain box Gove (the frown) together with the other opportunist nut-cake Boris (the clown) should
put their ambitions to lead the divided Conservative party
before their responsibility to ensure the stability of the nation disgusts me. (that is really how I feel about it).

Grayling and I.D.S. at least made their intentions clear and can`t be accused of hypocrisy.

Corr Lens

Tue 23rd Feb 2016 10:21

I need to suck down some Brit politics and come back me thinks hahah. At face value with no real knowledge of the content it was still a good read!

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