Oh my name it is nothing; my vote it means less;

But I voted for Labour I have to confess;

But now I am cheering where once I’d deride

Our new national champion

Cos Dave’s on Our Side.

 

He’s gone into battle for me and for you

To joust with those blackguards they call the EU;

He carries our torches to burn far and wide;

Now Europe is trembling

With Dave on Our Side.

 

The Krauts and the Froggies, the Danes and the Dutch,

The Swedes and the Turnips – they don’t count for much;

Not when you compare them to our National Pride,

Cos Dave’s in our corner,

Yes, Dave’s on Our Side.

 

He’s fought like a lion from dawn until dusk

Till he out manoeuvred that numpty called Tusk;

He fought like a lion till he’s satisfied;

No, we don’t take no prisoners

With Dave on Our Side.

 

But just wait a minute – I’ve seen what he’s won;

“Concessions from Europe”? – he’s having us on;

He’s banged his thick napper against a brick wall

Then come back to England

And got bugger-all.