(Worldwide fans will be aware that the Republican Party's emblem is the elephant.  Neat, eh?)

 

One dark day a Republican caucus came

And brought a belligerent elephant and Donald was his name;

Now today he’s plying his dirty tricks

Despite his never being ever schooled in politics.

 

Donald the Elephant spouts his junk

Which all sub-serves to his purpose

Off he rants

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Donald the Elephant thinks he’s sunk

His rivals but he is not certain

So off he rants

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“The Head of the World”’s his calling

Donald will bray

He says he’s meant to be President

Of the Good Ol’ U S A.

 

Donald the Elephant’s quick to offend

With rancour and effrontery

And makes his stance on immigrants

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Donald the Elephant says he’ll send

Them back to their native country

Off he rants

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The candidate’s words are galling when he attacks

All womankind; and Donald’s mind’s

To send the Muslims back.

 

Donald the Elephant spouts his bile

Which all sub-serves to his purpose

Off he rails

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Donald the Elephant’s vicious and vile

But storms the media circus

Let’s prey he’ll fail

And not prevail.

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