How do I love my shoes?

Let me count the ways.

I love their comfort and style and price.
When my foot can slip in

easily,

when kicking out of sight

foolish Insults and remarks.
I love them for their shine

and waterproofing,
Quiet in the walking,

By sun and torch-light.
I love the comfort as men

strive for Comfort.
I love their fashionability,

as they bask In praise.
I love them with a passion

when put to good use
In my tight briefs,

and with my manhood's faith

And daily needs.
I love them with a love

I show to women
With my swanky gait.

I love them with the breath

I breathe upon their shine,
The smiles of their buying

and tears when their life

comes to an end.

And if I could be bothered,

I shall love them even

after recycling.

 

words and foto Tommy Carroll