It’s Good News Week!

Cameron’s back in No 10

I’ve seen his mocking mush again

And George is still next door;

He’s safe in there for 5 years when

We’ll no doubt blow our chance again

To even up the score

And vote for him once more.

It’s Good News Week!

So mark my words, no “ifs” no “buts”,

And brace yourselves for further cuts

12 billion, he confessed;

Nye Bevan – now he’d got some guts

But Nye would think we’d all gone nuts

If we had voted “Yes”

To shaft the NHS.

It’s Good News Week!

And I’m afraid that our UK

Has seen its best, has had its day;

All Dave can do is moan;

For Scotland now is on its way

The Forth, the Spey, the Clyde, the Tay

Stand at the Stone of Scone

And going it alone.

It’s Good News Week!

We voters took a right-hand swerve

So Cameron’s back to rule not serve

No use to whinge and scoff;

If you complain you’ve got a nerve

You’ve got the lot that you deserve -

A bumptious Tory toff.

It’s Good News Week!

So Nic and Nigel’s days are dead

And most deservedly is Ed

His leadership quite bland;

So what does Labour do instead?

Just fights between the pink and red;

Dave smiles and rubs his hands

And makes his third-term plans.

It’s Good News Week!

Cameron’s back in No 10

I’ve seen his mocking mush again

And George is still next door;

He’s safe in there for 5 years when

We’ll no doubt blow our chance again

To even up the score

And vote for him once more.