JB Barrington in Manchester, 2014
I Swear I was There, this third evening of poetry/comedy/music created and hosted by Salfordās own JB Barrington (aka WordsEscapeMe) at the Nagās Head in Manchester, was packed to the gunnels. And rightly so ā a barnstorming fusion of wit and wisdom, warmth and real northern humour.
I have a soft spot for the upstairs venue, having hosted many an evening there myself over the years (union meetings, and not quite as funny). Barrington, pictured, is a firm but friendly MC, keeping a boisterous crowd quiet for the poetry but encouraging a friendly atmosphere during the breaks which were booted up by a great soundtrack.
Rotherhamās Gav Roberts kickstarted the action with a gritty mix of sharply-observed comment and touching anecdote. Heās impossible to dislike because amongst all the bravado there is shared experience and gentleness. Women trying to change men, the north-south divide illustrated by the Savoy hotel sign made by Sheffield steelworkers, and a couple of crowd-pleasing pieces about the ups and downs of addled nights of pleasure and relaxation all hit the spot. The astonishing and surprising āDelicate Handsā which ended his set brought tears to the eyes of even the toughest in the crowd.
Barringtonās own set was peppered with irresistible stories of his childhood, with apologies to his mum, in the audience for the first time. So many of these stories are common to working-class northerners but, to steal a phrase, itās the way he tells them. A fan in the audience told me JB shies away from the lazy criticās habit of labelling him the new John Cooper Clarke ā but in a way itās inevitable. He is rhythmical and has a real understanding of the form of poetry (yes folks, he does rhymes) but he is a generation removed from JCC and brings 21st century edge to his words.
He can tell a story for sure, but there is real class to his poetry and some of his references take him away from punkdom and bang up to date. āThings Me Mam Used To Sayā has overtones of Peter Kay, but it show extra texture and real discipline. His affectionate but sharp dig at the people on his estate who started having foreign holidays (illustrated with one of those dreaded senorita dolls) struck home. And anyone who can get in a reference to Waldenās World on the telly plus a plug for Owen Jonesā book Chavs during his set is okay by me. Haemorrhoids, working menās clubs, coffee shops, bingo queues, Greater Manchesterās horrific shopping mecca the Trafford Centre, Jehovahās Witnesses and Chinese policemen (the lack of) all ignited the crowd. āOur Kidā was a touching tribute to his brother. Barrington has now decamped to York, but itās true, you can take the boy out of Salford ā¦
Marvin Cheeseman was the grand finale in the words section and by the time he came on there was a real buzz among a crowd who knew what was coming. He is as sharp and cheeky as the rest but the humour is unremittingly infectious. I defy you not to laugh at his take on double-entendres, āLook at the Size of that Sausage. Snigger at āPostcard from The Edgeā (a clue ā it starts āDear Bono ā¦ā), a brilliant take on a well-known song with āCraig David Gets Food Poisoning (parts one and two)ā, a pop at Primark and pound shops and a flurry of limericks covering Sharapova, Shatner, Agassi, Rooney, Richard Whiteley, Roy Keane and Norman Whiteside. āA Poem For Europeā (with apologies to Dana) might get the Ukraine/Russia crisis talks off to a better start and his affectionate but sharp observations of a Coldplay concert were uncomfortably astute.
I couldnāt stay to hear the much-anticipated acoustic set by Death To The Strange but as I dashed for my train with the sounds of Cheesemanās nod to Morrissey in āHeaven Knows Iām Middle-class Nowā ringing in my ears and bumped into a merry fellow traveller waving a bunch of gladioli, it all seemed so right. And when I picked up an old Metro to find an hilarious interview with William Shatner my evening felt complete. I KNOW I was there ā make sure you are next time. Bravo.