Click It

(with apologies to Michael Jackson)

 

They told him Christmas time is getting so near

Don't want to go shopping you'd better look right here

The goods are there and the instructions are clear

So click it, just click it

 

You better order stuff whenever you can

The Trafford Centre is one big traffic jam

Just sit back, wait for the delivery van

So click it - cos you need it so bad

 

Just click it, click it, click it, click it

No one wants to get their feet wet

Trudging through the rain and snow every night

Don't you worry if the stuff you buy’s shite
 

Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it

Sainsbury's car park- you would not believe

You can check out anytime - but you can never leave

But they'll deliver - right up to Christmas Eve
So click it, just click it

 

You want to show them that you don’t really care

You have the power to buy from anywhere

You click here then you click there just sitting in your chair

 

So click it cos you need it so bad

Just click it, click it, click it, click it

No one wants to get their feet wet

Trudging through the rain and snow every night

Don't you worry if the stuff you buy’s shite
Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it

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Comments

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Laura Taylor

Mon 16th Dec 2013 11:13

Hahaa :D I've heard it, it's bloody great :D

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Starfish

Mon 16th Dec 2013 07:54

And then maybe a video with relevant dance moves?

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John Coopey

Sun 15th Dec 2013 22:42

Agreed with Steve and Starfish, Dave. Audio! Audio! Audio!.

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Steve Higgins

Sun 15th Dec 2013 20:55

The internet is changing the world, even shopping! Think Starfish is right- a audio entry is required!
Steve

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 15th Dec 2013 15:28

An interesting/entertaining view on the availability of online shopping.
Personally, I value it...with a large extended
family to consider, especially at Christmas.
Keeping in touch via email (far more often than
was the case when letter writing was "the norm")
plus remembering birthdays at short notice is to be welcomed!

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Starfish

Sat 14th Dec 2013 20:40

I think we need an audio entry of this one!

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