Royal Bank of Scotland

When will we see our cash again?

You needed a bailout

From every citizen

Your shares that’s trading

At £3.60

We bought at a fiver

So when, oh when?

Royal Bank of Scotland

Your sins are great and so well known

Mis-selling insurance

And crippling toxic loans

And all with our money

That went to the bailout

So when will you pay us?

So when, oh when?

You’ve lost 600

Million quid this year to date

You’ll need to find more for

Rigging the LIBOR rate

That’s when they’ll fine you

Another 250

(I don’t think we’ll see

Our brass again).