Our progressive think tank recommends
a back to work welfare solution. Disability offends
us all with it’s idea of reliance, so what we need now
is a soft pastel re-focus on aspiration.
You should appreciate our reclassification,
the monetary cut-back to your benefit
shows how well you actually are.
You simply wore the wrong tag;
were impoverished by what society deemed you
until our think tank came to clean you.
We’ve made you healthy by perception,
incentivised your needs, with a label correction.
You’ll come to know the empty pocket
entitlement of our terms,
understand the antonym of value,
hear deprivation labelled freedom!
and see our spokesman on the news
call his views your “reforms”.
You should know; we never had a hope for you.
It’s nothing personal, but we’ve set the course
and you’re in our way.
We know where we’re going and how hard it’s going to be,
and though for you it maybe painful, for us it is easy.
You’re a tax break for the middle class
we’ve decorated your arse and called it a path.