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Ollie the Otter

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This furry little rotter once ate up all my koi;

It’s either mink or otter; but now I’ve gotta ploy;

The fish which he was getting and of which so fond

Are covered with wire netting above my garden pond;

So Ollie – you’ve our pardon and it is our wish

That you stay in our garden – just eat some other fish.

◄ To Munt - A Barnsley Conjugation

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Yvonne Brunton

Wed 20th Mar 2013 22:41

your furry little otter
of sustenance deprived
will soon begin to totter
and barely be alive
whilst some cold, heartless rotter
will curl his scornful lips
disdainfully remarking that
the fish thief's had his chips!

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M.C. Newberry

Sat 16th Mar 2013 16:57

I bet your otter's thrilled to bits,
Now you've cancelled his benefits!
:-)

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