Changing heads

When Fred died,Dorris had a lot to do,

Fred's final wish was to be buried in blue.

When she went to the undertaker's he was dressed in black,

Had Fred been alive he would have given her some flack.


She explained the situation to the kind young man,

He said ,"Leave it with me I'll do the best I can."

She returned next day,"Oh what a good do!

Fred's final wish had finally come true."


"After you left a man came in same size as Fred,

Who wished to be buried in black when dead.

He was an airline pilot and his uniform was blue,

So I swapped their heads and Fred's wish came true."

◄ An eye catching experience

Don't drink and drive !!! ►


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M.C. Newberry

Tue 18th Dec 2012 15:34

A modern reversal of the old "Dunn The Hatters"
sales slogan of my youth:
"If you want to get ahead
Get a hat"!
Hugh - you and John Coopey must have so much fun with your inventiveness. Keep them coming.

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dorinda macdowell

Tue 18th Dec 2012 15:29

Loved this! - I'm posting one of mine, written some time ago - "Ee Love" which is along the same lines. I hope you enjoy it!

tony sheridan

Tue 18th Dec 2012 11:50

Love your punchlines! Take care, Tony.

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