An eye catching experience

Jim lived in a flat on the first floor,

He had to close the window it was going to pour.

He felt the rain as he held out his hand,

As he did this a glass eye into his fingers did land.


"Hello has anyone up there lost a glass eye?"

"Oh its mine !"A lady with relief did sigh.

"Please can you bring it up and give it to me ,

I'll make you a sandwich and a cup of tea."


Jim went up and enjoyed the unexpected bite ,

Then she said ,"Would you like to stay the night?"

"Do you say that to all the men who pass you by?"

"No,"said the lady,"Only to the ones who catch my eye."




◄ 'Twas the night before Christmas

Changing heads ►


Profile image

Nigel Astell

Mon 17th Dec 2012 12:13

Dropping your pants
Seeing both eyes
Then pop out
Catching them quick
Shouting out howzat
Did you then
Manage to get
Hundred not out.

Profile image

Anthony Emmerson

Mon 17th Dec 2012 10:52

I'll keep an eye out for your next one Hugh.


tony sheridan

Sun 16th Dec 2012 18:48

Great punchline! You never fail to put a smile on my face! Thanks. Take care, Tony.

Profile image

Steve Higgins

Sun 16th Dec 2012 13:51

Its a cracker Hugh!

If you wish to post a comment you must login.

This site uses cookies. By continuing to browse, you are agreeing to our use of cookies.

Find out more Hide this message