Mother Superior spent a long time in the shower,

One of her nuns said,"There's a blind man to see you,he's been here for an hour."

"Well if he's a blind man  it doesn't really matter,

Send him up and we can have a natter."

She got out of the shower in her birthday suit,

The blind man shocked and embarassed went quite mute.

She spoke to him for ten minutes or more,

He couldn't get a word in edgewise ,she was such a bore.

The blind man stuttered,"Put your clothes on maam,if you don't mind,

And show me where you want me to fit the new blind !"