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Tiramisu

 

I bought a big tub of tiramisu,

Checked for information as you do.

Read advice on lid

Underneath was hid

So I turned it over for further clue.

 

“Do not turn upside down,” the words read.

“Why, how wonderful!” I promptly said.

Let me do if first

Then tell me the worst,

Do they prefer perverse fun instead?

◄ fishy tale

Georgie Porgey ►

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Jonnie Falafel

Tue 21st May 2013 07:28

I saw 'Made in an environment where nuts are present' and 'Best before: Your friend eats it.'

tony sheridan

Sat 20th Oct 2012 10:35

I once saw "Do not drive or operate machinery" on a bottle of cough medicine for babies! Take care, Tony.

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Lynn Dye

Sat 20th Oct 2012 09:35

Oh, I love that one, John! Thanks for that, how crazy.

Thank you, Tony.

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John Coopey

Fri 19th Oct 2012 01:07

I once saw a sign in a field saying,
"It is an offence to throw stones at this notice".

tony sheridan

Tue 16th Oct 2012 20:10

I like this. Nice one! Take care, Tony.

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Lynn Dye

Tue 16th Oct 2012 19:33

Thank you Stef & Tricia, I always have clean grundies on, lol xx

<Deleted User> (6895)

Tue 16th Oct 2012 19:31

well why didnt you stand on your head Lynn
to read the instructions?
if you do that in future-remember..
make sure you've got clean grundies on-haha!

good laugh as always L.D.thanks.xx

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