A little poem that is very much not in my usual style!
 

Dear Facebook,

 We have known each other a long time now,
 and whilst I know you will always be there for me,
 it is with a heavy heart that I must tell you the following:
 We can no longer be together.

 It’s not you.
 It’s me.
 Honestly.

 I find I can’t keep away from you,
 and I have so much work to do these days,
 and I know I’ve said that before
 and we’ve gotten through it.

 I could spend hours scrolling through
 your endless pages.
 You're no good for me now,
 our relationship has become
 obsessive, almost.

 I know it won’t take you long
 to find someone who will
 need you around as much as I have,
 so I just hope that you are happy without me.

 I hope we can stay friends,
 I might even call round in a few months,
 once the dust has settled, of course.

 Yours,
 Lauren