They beat him here

They beat him there

In Gerard Street

And Leicester Square

Eagerly pursuing all his masochistic trends

Cos he’s a Dedicated Follower of Thrashing.

He wears his paisley

Dressing gown

But takes it off

When he bends down;

Presenting quite a picture in suspenders and a bra

Cos he’s a Dedicated Follower of Thrashing.

Oh yes he is!

Oh yes he is!

Now you might think this is assault and battery

By day his tie is polka dots by night his bum’s in stripes

Cos he’s a Dedicated Follower of Thrashing.

Oh yes he is!

Oh yes he is!

His world is built round whips and crops and handcuffs

He simply can’t control himself when wearing nipple clamps

Cos he’s a Dedicated Follower of Thrashing.

They beat him here

They beat him there

She cracks her whip

Upon his rear

She will wank and spank him for two hundred quid an hour

Cos he’ a Dedicated Follower of Thrashing.

He’s a Dedicated Follower of Thrashing.

He’s a Dedicated Follower of Thrashing.