O come all ye faithless,

All your sodding family,

O come ye to my house

And view the debris.

Come see the broken glass

And the trampled down front door.

 

Your horse ate my pyjamas,

Your horse ate my pyjamas,

Your horse ate my pyjamas,

Thanks a lot!

 

O come bring your siblings,

Your sister is a menace,

She stole my identity

And your brother is worse.

He peed on my petunias

Every time he walked past.

 

Your horse ate my pyjamas,

Your horse ate my pyjamas,

Your horse ate my pyjamas,

Thanks a lot!

 

O come see how much straw

Is strewn over my bedroom.

Just a few buttons is all

That’s left of my jim-jams.

There’s mud on the carpet

And turds in the wardrobe.

 

Your horse ate my pyjamas,

Your horse ate my pyjamas,

And put a hoof through my stairs,

Thanks a lot!