6284  !

 

 

Sit back relax grab a beer

Gabriella’s got something she wants you to hear

Ok maybe its kinda naughty but have no fear

Jus check ur wives and hubbies aren’t near

If theyre not then were good to go, you’re in the clear

 

This is the relationship quiz

Not the Angelina jolie and brad stuff that’s all show bizz

So when your partners not at home

No new messages on the answer phone

Channel 812

Oh look new message is coming through

0800 freephone sexline

press 1 for chloe;  2 for jade;  3for caroline

ever been tempted by an ‘exotic dime’

thought to your self it wouldn’t hurt to speak sometime?

 

 

No I thought not.. course not.. you’re right

Shes too dayum sexy your wife

I can see in that bungalow you’re living the high life

No problems or thoughts about 1 passionate night?

 

If you have just press 6284 NOW

Call in NOW

I’ve got a web cam oh the HD quality to make you say WOW

Baby this is real don’t you raise that eyebrow

IM NOT A SLUT!!

Im just a horny cow ;)

 

I’ve got to give it to you

No not in a sexual way,

Back to reality, though the mind does stray

I did have to ask you I honestly did

But im sorry if you found it crude .. yes you uncle SID

 

 

6284 just remember that number 6284

sexy ladys might come knocking on your door

and if they did would you open

Or peer through the net curtains just to scope them?

 

No I thought not.. course not.. you’re right

Shes too dayum sexy your wife

That old Nissan isn’t the only thing being ridden tonight

Wait till you turn on the light

Mud mask, curlers, DAYUM what a fright

 

So 6284

Not gona reiterate anymore

Get out your pen and paper

Clean up the wet patch please from your floor

That’s right 6284

Just a poem?

Or now just a poem you adore

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