This onion could make any
man, woman or child cry...
but not with malcontent maliciousness.
No, tears of joy and laughter
bellow like church bells or sumo gongs
from the eyes of his audience.
He is without arms or legs,
he's carried on stage
whilst carrying the audience
on his shoulders... if he had any.
He pokes fun at his own impediment,
So charming, he can make a straight face gay.
A ruckus of infectious chuckling spreads
as the crowd sings: there's only one funny onion... one funny...