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Nutty Squirrel

This squirrel is crunchy nuts

like Kellogs.

He's oats so crazy.


He makes Hammy look

placid, docile.

And with a cheeky smile

wrecks havoc on Hampshire.


It'll take more than a New Forest

to stop this rabid squirrel.

He subjugates snails

and bullies badgers.


Bonkers, he throws conkers from high trees,

laughing from a distance...


… because he's one nutty squirrel.


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Thu 9th Jun 2011 18:44

Thank you for your kind words.

I've got several animal poem ideas at the moment, it's just finding the time to write them all :)

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Thu 9th Jun 2011 10:41

Really enjoying the line "he subjugates snails". There's a mental image I did not anticipate!

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