Our Melanie bought me a footstool.
So pleased with it I am.
But now Benji seems to think it’s his,
And doesn’t give a damn.
So it seems the best solution
Is to share it as best we can,
My poor bandaged, bunion-less foot
And my little hairy man.
One for fun!
P.S. Sorry Banksy, this must be as corny as that other one!!