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(Prepare to be disappointed again)


A professor of medicine from Chile

Is conducting research you'd think silly

His study comprises

Comparing the sizes

(I can see that you've guessed) of men's willies.


It seems the good Doctor's detected

Amongst the sample selected

That phalluses fall

Into “normal” or “small”

(That's under 2 inch when erected).


But a problem has hit his research

And left the poor Prof in the lurch

He's run out of weenies

(That's undersized penes)

And needs to commence a fresh search


Yes, he's run out of men, I reveal

With diminutive cocks they conceal;

The range of his sample

Is nowhere near ample

And hence he sends out this appeal.


“I seek menfolk from near and afar

With todgers that's well below par;

Raise your arm; wear a tag;

Or fly a white flag

With a red cross, attached to your car”.





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John Coopey

Thu 20th Jun 2024 12:08

Quite, Stephen. In fairness, I have to say that these car flags are fewer and farther between this time. Perhaps 40 years (now 60) of disillusionment has taken its toll.

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Stephen Gospage

Thu 20th Jun 2024 08:47

Well done, John. The bigger the flag.......

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John Coopey

Thu 20th Jun 2024 08:38

Thankyou for your thoughts, MC, and for the Likes, Stephen, Aisha and Larisa.

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 18th Jun 2024 18:51

Hey, play the game! But I still love the pay-off! I recall it said in the past that the size of a
man's penis was in reverse ratio to the size of his brain. Looks
like a subject for an interesting debate.

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