Ruined plans in Cannes
( My very close brush with wealth )
During my long ago agency modelling days
taking part in a photo shoot inside and outside
the Carlton Hotel
given a break I get changed into lesser clothing
covered by a towelling robe
feet flip-flopped
and off I go on my traffic stopping
zebra crossing way
displaying the occasional teasing bum wiggle as I do
down onto the beach
walking through the many widely spread canopied
sun lounging very wealthy lovey dovies
having hand and foot pampering service
from white coated white gloved
cocktails and caviar loaded shoulder high
silver tray bearing waiters
trouser creases sharp enough to cut through
a table leg
and whose annoyance at my unfamiliar presence
is all too obviously seen in their upwardly rolling eyes
I eventually get to lower myself into the crystal clear blue sea
swimming a few hundred yards out
swimming to me is like falling off a log in a skimpy bikini
which is what I am wearing
With limbs in a crucifix position
an old and well tanned guy floats looking up at the sky
that is until he sees me
and acknowledges my nearing to him
with a wave from a heavy golden ring on every finger hand
accompanied by what I can only describe as
a wolfishly salivating smile
and that look does not let go!
I don't look back a second time
I go back
quickly!
once dried off its back to the hotel
where upon entering my room
the bed changing maid drops the bombshell......
pardon me madam
-yes?
but I was watching you from the balcony
-and?
well I was wondering why you didn't wave back
to that billionaire who waved to you?
whhhhaaatttt!!? what is his name?
I asked trying to catch my breath
in a failed gold diggers panic
sorry madam but we are not allowed to divulge our clients names
however if you are quick enough
you might catch him taking the launch
back to his huge white yacht anchored offshore
and I'm sure he'll oblige you with his famous autograph
-autograph!? autograph!?
the only signature I want to cosy out of him
is his signature on a wedding certificate!
thats why I'm off to the jetty now!
but madam you haven't changed out of your bikini!
exactly! I reply
before flaunt practising my way to the door
thinking to myself oh please! oh please!
Mr Onassis let it be you!
at the jetty too bloody late!
all I get to see is the arse end of his departing yacht
and more arse ends
those of the all clothes bereft girls surrounding him
on the after deck swigging what I should have been swigging
and now I'm cursing to myself as I kick
my flip-flops off thinking
where the bloody hell are my running shoes
just when I needed them!
David Franks
Sun 28th Apr 2024 20:34
I stayed in Nice last year and used the train to visit Monaco (to add pics to my poem "Monaco & its Railway Loo" - no-longer there, it was a squat loo, standing-out among all the wealth) & Cannes, just after the festival; I really liked the (sand not pebbles) beach you mention Rose but, for what it's worth, I too didn't link-up with a local! Here's a link to the poem & pics, in case you'd like a look - https://walkaboutsverse.blogspot.com/2011/11/walkaboutsverse-18-of-230.html