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Under Heard Announcements (Nonets)

This is a secure announcement. If  

you do not hold a valuable   

ticket, you may be issued   

with a Penalty Fare 

or face possible 


See it, slay  

it, sort  



Due to today's wet weather, please note  

that services may be slippery. 

We are experiencing  

some cankerous delays  

and luggage may be  


See it, slay 

it, sort 



This is your God speaking. Please mind the 

bap. Go to our website to  

get real time-travel updates. 

Many of our trains  

are patrolled by ill 

informed teams. See  

it, say it,  






◄ Haiku: Bacon Sarnies

The Sequel  ►


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John Gilbert Ellis

Fri 22nd Mar 2024 14:21

Thanks for all the kind comments - many of these are from my constant London travels. I end up wanting to hear something different in the endless stream of announcements.

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R A Porter

Wed 20th Mar 2024 07:39

Loved these - they capture the weary, grim angst of a long suffering train traveller with wit and a light touch!

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Stephen Atkinson

Tue 19th Mar 2024 23:00

Good writing! 😆👏

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Tue 19th Mar 2024 22:15

enjoying your poetry 😃

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Stephen Gospage

Sat 16th Mar 2024 08:09

This is well done and very funny, John!

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Graham Sherwood

Fri 15th Mar 2024 14:32

Excellent start to the countdown to W.P.D next Thursday!

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John Gilbert Ellis

Fri 15th Mar 2024 14:23

In response to Graham Sherwood's request for nonets!

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