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Trains are phucked

By Bill 53 1/2.

 

Spoo on the seats

Snot n dribble too.

Is what I always think about 

when on the way to you.

 

The loud music is playing

From the selfish prick nearby.

How I want to ream his arse,

with a hot, king size 4n20 pie.

 

The temperature is hot or cold

Nothing ever in between.

White collar and high viz alike.

Enduring the temps - extreme.

 

The seats are hard as phuck.

As my coccyx will attest.

Perhaps I can rearrange my bottom.

In my interminable comfort quest.

 

Yes! if I could somehow manage.

To place a cheek betwickst each unyielding seat.

My angry swollen coccyx

Would have relief - complete.

 

I could then ignore the fluids n noise.

And enjoy the journey in time.

With my bottom safely cradled.

On the lovely Frankston line.

 

trainsbussilly

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 13th Oct 2023 15:19

The antithesis of the trainspotters eulogy! Thanks for the smile
while suggesting the acquisition of one of those easily portable
inflatable cushions...and perhaps some ear-plugs? 😉

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