My partner is a pdf

so friendly and convenient 

everyone likes to have her around

In fact she’s a vital ingredient! 

 

Better than word or google docs

Compact or in full

in any group work she rocks it out

customisable and very cool.

 

There is but one flaw,

which keeps me on my toes 

is her tendency to attach to anyone

and

anything 

That someone did compose... 

 

I suppose you’d call it poly..

A modern thing to try

but it boils my piss when she’s attached to another 

and brings forth a long, sad sigh…

 

But I love her regardless 

as in truth, I was her first

and despite her multiple attachments 

I hope for the best - but plan for the worst.

 

One day I’ll add a password 

to stop strangers prying eyes

and clandestine attachments would mean nothing then

And keep safe her loving thighs.

 

Some might say 

‘if she is true,

let her go, and she will return’

To which I reply ‘oh I don’t think so,

how about god-damn no?

get lost and screw you’

 

Billy's Bragg