Slackers, or The View from Washington
Get out there and win the war, you slackers!
You’ve had tons of weapons from your backers.
They’re no excuse: defences, mines and tanks;
You’ve all you need to break enemy ranks.
Casualties? That’s just collateral stuff;
You mean you don’t know that war will be rough?
You know what they say: you can’t take the heat?
Vacate the kitchen and stare at defeat.
We’ve stumped up the cash and expect results;
Stop being half-hearted, fight like adults!
Our support is worth a few sacrifices
(Try not to step on hidden devices);
You foe is weakened and easy to slay,
Especially if you’re this far away!