Inspired by that wonderfully arousing song "The Green Berets".

 

In the 30’s they’d support

The Fascists whom we later fought;

Shamelessly the flames they fanned

“Give the blackshirts a helping hand”;

So whether sunshine or in rain

In the gutter they remain:

Still today they rant and rail

No change there then for The Daily Mail>

 

Unrestrained forever free

To peddle bile and bigotry:

Not for headlines do they lack

“Stop the Boats” and “Send Them Back;

Journalists must pass the test

To sort the good out from the rest:

Some will pass but those who fail

Are doomed to work for The Daily Mail.

 

Here they stand now those who’ve brought

Their cases to the highest court:

Doreen Lawrence, Elton John

Their privacy shot and gone:

And the Duke of Sussex too

At the head of this queue:

Super sleuths were on the trail

Paid for by The Daily Mail.

 

Their defence thin and absurd

Is that the case should not be heard:

They’ve crossed the line and what is more

It’s not bad form – they broke the law:

They say what goes round comes around

I’d like to see the rag shut down:

Owners of The Daily Mail

Should not be fined, but go to jail.