The Big Spot
I’ve got a big spot on the top of my head
It came from nowhere and just grew and grew
I’m not happy about it
But I might as well admit
I’ve got a big spot on the top of my head.
The next day that big spot was still there
I gave it a squeeze and some gunk came out
I slapped on some cream then I slapped on some more
I’ve still got a big spot on my head
But now it’s quite sore.
The day after I reckoned that spot had gone
Although the whole spot business seemed pretty queer
Anyway, I walked down to the corner shop
I got myself a sandwich and a can of beer
I tried to chat up the girl on the counter
But guess what she said
‘Do you know you’ve got a big spot
On the top of your head?’
Thu 23rd Mar 2023 11:17
I think you’re right Uilleam!
Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Thu 23rd Mar 2023 10:57
Did you have a soft spot for the girl on the counter?😊
Wed 22nd Mar 2023 23:13
I'm not one for humour in poetry but it helped me deal with that spot, it was really sore!
Wed 22nd Mar 2023 19:18
I once had one right in the middle of my forehead... I was referred to as Cyclops Steve for a while...🙄
Good one! 😆
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