Zahawi, oh, oh!

He’s Sorry; Oh, oh, oh, oh!

So please, you must understand

It’s not something that I planned;

And now I’ve paid back

All my outstanding tax,

A careless and small oversight;

I tried to keep hid

The five million quid I was light;

And as per the laws

There were penalty clauses.  Oh, shite!

 

Zahawi, …….

I ran the country’s Exchequer

We caught tax cheat Boris Becker;

But now I am Chair

Of the Party I swear

That mine’s been a simple mistake;

It’s not been a con

And I swear I’m not on the take;

Though you’ve thought for a while

That I’m just a vile slippery snake.

 

Zahawi, …….