Shakespeare would have us believe that all the world is a stage and we are but players.  i vary that 

concept  here..  All life is but a joke and we are its jokers.  Let's pursue that possibility for a moment!.

My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better.

When the past, present and future go camping, they always argue.  It's intense tense in tents.

Q: What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?  A: One is really heavy; the other is a litte lighter.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.  Such a nice jester.

Q: What do you call a classy fish?  A: Sofishticated.

A survivor from attacks by mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Will glass coffins be a success?  Remains to be seen.

Hope this leaves you smiling. - something which costs nothing but is worth a lot.

Toot-toot!

P.S.  Normal (?) service will be resumed as soon as poetically possible.

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