Armchair Generals

Armchair generals
Firing other people’s bullets
With other people’s sons
Express sympathy
With the refugee
Who would be welcome here
If they weren’t such a risk to national insecurity
And Lincolnshire is full, says Leigh
Even if they’re willing to pick fruit

What has Liz’s dressing-up box
Got for us today?
Fighter pilot? Tank commander?
Recruiter for La Légion étrangère?
She’s unlikely to dress to protest
Or to campaign against the war
That’s what the other lot are for
The Minister for Instagram will give up glam
But only for a message of might
She wants you to fight

Don’t let her tell you that it’s simple
While the policy to sanction
Fails to seize a single yacht or mansion
Despite the fighting talk
Trying to be the hawkest hawk
It’s easier to call to arms
Than boycott wealthy friends
As a wise man once said
A bayonet is a weapon
With a worker at both ends

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Steve White

Fri 4th Mar 2022 17:48

Cheers Stephen!

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Stephen Gospage

Fri 4th Mar 2022 16:45

A great poem, Steve. Thanks a lot. Edward Leigh - what a plonker!

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Steve White

Fri 4th Mar 2022 13:40

Indeed. Thanks for taking the time to read and comment!

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Laura Taylor

Fri 4th Mar 2022 10:01

If they weren’t such a risk to national insecurity - ain't that the truth.

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