Gender Neutral Toilets

There’s a gender-neutral toilet in our house
Like the one on a plane
And the one on a train
Like getting caught short in the woods in the rain.

There’s a gender-neutral toilet in our house
So politically correct
What did you expect
One or more types from which to select?

There’s a gender-neutral toilet in our house
How very outré
To piss that way
What would the second world war generation say?

Who didn’t have a gender-neutral toilet in their house
Not because of pride
Or of bigotry implied
But because their gender-neutral toilet was outside

◄ Armchair Generals

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Kevin Tan

Sun 22nd May 2022 11:01

Yes! And all the lovers sing Alhamdulillah

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Steve White

Sun 22nd May 2022 07:56


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Stephen Gospage

Sat 21st May 2022 17:33

Good one, Steve. Some people may not stand for it, so to speak.

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branwell kent

Sat 21st May 2022 13:02

very funny

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