I scoff them in the kitchen

I scoff them in the lounge,

scoff them in the dining room

i'm always on the scrounge.

 

I drop them while distracted

I drop them where I can,

never even notice

I have no eating plan.

 

I scoff them in the cinema

it's quite expected there,

I drop them in the foyer

no one turns a hair. 

 

In my flaky moments

the house becomes a skip,

when I shed confetti

my wife begins to flip

 

so I scoff them in the garden

scoff them in the shed,

in defence of pillow talk

I never scoff in bed.