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It's that time again.


A professor of medicine from Chile

Is conducting research you'd think silly

His study comprises

Comparing the sizes

(I can see that you've guessed) of men's willies.


It seems the good Doctor's detected

Amongst the sample selected

That phalluses fall

Into “normal” or “small”

(That's under 2 inch when erected).


But a problem has hit his research

And left the poor Prof in the lurch

He's run out of weenies

(That's undersized penes)

And needs to commence a fresh search


Yes, he's run out of men, I reveal

With diminutive cocks they conceal;

The range of his sample

Is nowhere near ample

And hence he sends out this appeal.


“I seek menfolk from near and afar

With todgers that's well below par;

Show a sign; wear a tag;

Or fly a white flag

With a red cross, attached to your car”.




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John Coopey

Tue 22nd Jun 2021 07:34

Quite, MC.

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 21st Jun 2021 14:16

Waving the flag for research down under?
Perhaps we men should concentrate on the odd fact that the
location in question is primarily a waste disposal site and just be
grateful when that doesn't give us cause for concern - not least
as the years accumulate. Perhaps the moral for men should be:
Let's not get too cocky about the dicky just in case the cocky turns
dicky!! ?

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John Coopey

Fri 18th Jun 2021 22:44

Thanks, Stephen and Aviva,

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Stephen Gospage

Fri 18th Jun 2021 17:35

Great stuff, John. The mind boggles and (hopefully) nothing else.

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John Coopey

Fri 18th Jun 2021 08:43

Thanks for the Likes, Pete, Leon, Holden and Greg.

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