Childproofing A Poem


To childproof a  poem

read the tiny directions

take out all the bad words

take out all the blood & guts

take out any praise of our past

take out any offensive material

take out any hidden meaning

now set the poem nicely on a high shelf

and screw down the child-proof cap

you should be set to go

your poem is now sanitized and

ready for consumption

but like any child-proof item

the poem will not open

unless you align

Warning:  Do Not Ingest

on an empty stomach.



◄ University Of Stupidity



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M.C. Newberry

Tue 11th May 2021 13:15

Added to which - "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" !

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