She wore sensible shoes
featured on her Plain Jane website.
Other props included a lollipop and plaits,
twenty denier stockings and a tweed skirt.
Her pendulous breasts came to rest on her lap
and with legs crossed she looked the part,
the phone never stopped ringing,
a backlog arose.
She wore sensible shoes,
an idea picked up from a district nurse.
Her clientele were in the main sympathetic
but insisted on being caned whilst shackled;
many other diversions were catered for.
Her rates were competitive
keenly priced considering her expenses.
These facts were all related to the court
by a witness and friend
while describing the events leading up
to the lady's untimely end.