Says Punchinello to Pinocchio
(who's trying to take over the action:)
"one of us has got to go
and it ain't me see, Pinocchio."
But Pinocchio, a made guy now
with bodyguards and all that jazz
says "i'm the number one, so scram!"
Then Mr.Punch pulls out a pistol -
blam blam, raspberry jam
turns on his heel and says to the crowd
"i'm not the guy you think I am."