I agree that I can be insulting

I am told that I am revolting

And it is said that I am an ass

I argue that I am combative

I dare you to say I am threatening

Because I think I have balls of brass

I can smell,  I use foul language

I can be seen scratching my butt  

Because I have no class

I used to have long hair

I would say things that others would not dare

They say it is because I smoke so much grass

Now,  before you judge me for what I say, and what I do

Remember,  do not throw stones

If you live in a house of glass

 

By JD. Bardo